14 Gauge

it was a Wednesday, like any other,
and bored of school i decided to cut class.
i walked around Oakland for a while,
debating on getting my tongue pierced.
i’d heard the horror stories of pus-ridden
infections and uncontrollable drooling.
as i walked into the piercing and tattoo shop
i took
a long
slow
swallow
forcing the taste of bile out of my mouth

 i hope i don’t have bad breath…

and half paid attention as the man with the metal face ran through a long
slow list of the things i should and shouldn’t do for the next few weeks.
as i looked at him i began to see not the jewelry poking out of his face
in odd places, but the holes going through his skin, the two in his lower lip,
stretched beyond what’s normal for a piercing.

 will i end up like this? two steel rings
 with wires thick as pencils protruding from my
 lower lip? will i ever be able to set off airport metal detectors?

the rest of it passed in a blur, the piercing itself took
only a minute or two.  some Listerine, not nearly
numbing enough, and then cold metal. a clamp
to hold my tongue in place. i could hear the buzz
of someone getting a tattoo in the next room,
wondered if they could hear my heart pounding.
the needle, three inches of hypodermic steel,
slid hotly through my tongue and then nothing.
total numbness set in as the balls were twisted on
and i rinsed one last time with Listerine.
i don’t even know the name of the man who put
a hole in me.

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