Master the Possibilities
the following are mastercard ads that didn't quite make your tv screen. i wish i had thought of them, but i didn't. here they are.
click on the links to view the pics, and then click the "BACK" button on your browser to return to the list.
also, if you can't view naked people because of where you are, then don't scroll down. don't look at this page. there are naked people.

why a webcam can be a bad idea.

i thought this was every guy's dream talent.

didn't her momma tell her to always wear clean underwear?

every door should  definitely have a lock.

these kids studied a bit too hard in sex ed.

i bet he feels like a schmuck now.

has he never heard of a jock strap?

this guy could use a box of depends.

are you my daddy?

when are they going to let girls wear shorts?

beer + dave matthews band = embarrassment for someone's mother

any bets on what they're going to be doing later?

not really a mastercard ad, but product placement is everything.

and we thought marriage  proposals at the ol' ball game were distracting.

 

 

the rick rockwell/darva conger image is reposted with express permission from the creator. please click through on the link and visit his website, as without his kindness and effort, this picture would not be here
 i've had enough commercialism and i want to go home

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