open mike

this is the mirthless version of  'open mike night.'  here on the stage at mirthless, i'll print the rebuttals. you send 'em, i print 'em.  i'll keep your email address to myself.  unless you are a complete flaming moron and the rest of the world (or all three people who read this page) then has the natural born right to contact you directly.  any of my asides, responses, or whatnots that i saw fit to include will be in italics. 

as always, submit your rebuttals here.

tom in the uk writes: 

your mastercard ads are cccccccooooooooooolllllllllllll

maryhen

glad you like 'em tom. i wish i wrote 'em.